R&B singer Rihanna strikes a statuesque pose in a stunning one-shouldered draped gown. The grey goddess dress skims right over those little problem areas while still accentuating the curves. A gold bow and train added dramatic detail in the back.

Jennifer Lopez: High-waist Pants

JLo knows how to rock her curves with the high-waist pant. Despite the initial turnoff some may have to this 70’s inspired style, a high waist is actually much more flattering than those oh-so-low ones.

They add control to the belly and make the leg look lean, slender and long, and accentuate all those beautiful curves.

Madonna: Sheer

The material girl is wearing much more material than she did in decades past. Here she looks elegant in a black skirt and heels, with a sexy twist from a sheer black blouse. Afraid to do sheer? Darker colors are always the key, that way you keep them guessing whether that’s a peek of your lingerie they’re seeing or not.

Like Charlotte’s classic style? Bag Borrow or Steel features styles from Louis Vuitton and Burberry. Want Carrie’s funk? Check out sexy bags from Tory Burch and Badgley Mischka.

After your eyes adjust to the rainbow muumuu dress thing, notice the bile-colored clutch and aerobics headband. This girl is a danger to the public, padded walls for her fashion schizophrenia is in order.